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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

12.06.2025 08:11

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.